Battle of the Bulge
Rodney Dangerfield aka Thornton Melon I have never been much of a dieter per say yet as I age my body seems to be adding to itself like the rings on a tree. I try to ignore it by comparing myself to the rest of America. As one of the worlds most overweight societies I tend to come out looking pretty good. To quote the immortal profit Rodney Dangerfield, "If you want to look thin, have fat friends." Despite the reassurance of the comparison between myself and the general physique of America, with a quick look down I can't help but notice the vague outlines of an emerging pregnancy. "It's not fair." I mumble to myself as I look into the mirror. I don't eat that much. I hardly ever snack and I try to be as healthy as I can. I eat very little red meat and try to avoid soda. Okay, I have a bit here and there and there is of course beer but it is really not excessive. Despite all of this my 45 year old body seems to want to hang on to far more