GET OFF THE PHONE!!!
Today I was on my way to work driving my blue Nissan Cube 25 miles an hour down a four lane street. In front of me there was a work truck with a large sticker in the window that said "OBAMA" with a communist hammer and sickle and a subscript saying, "United Socialist States of America." On the radio President Obama was giving a speech talking about wanting to create more jobs and save the middle class. Suddenly I look to my side and see a giant F-something pickup truck changing lanes on top of me. With inches to spare I honked my horn jammed on my breaks and he pulled off only to finish his merge in front of me. I noticed the driver had a cellular telephone on his ear. He turned, looked at me and gave some pathetic I am sorry wave. I lowered my window and yelled out without obscenity, "GET OFF THE PHONE!" The man responded by turning, flipping me the bird and yelling back, "WELL FUCK YOU THEN!" He then resumed talking on his phone. W