There Goes the Neighborhood
Oh my homosexuals can get married. Suddenly I wake up in the morning and my conventional marriage means nothing. The temptations are so great, I am seriously thinking about becoming gay. Think of the advantages, a sense of design, a spouse I can fight with. Someone beside me snoring in the bed. Maybe he will cook for me! It is everything I dreamed of. I have always wanted to be gay and damn it, now I can do it. Wait... hold the presses... I just realized something. My life is no different than it was yesterday. In truth, my marriage is not threatened, I am not any gayer than I was on Wednesday. I still get that better tax bracket and I do believe, I still have health insurance. Hmmm... what happened? What happened? A big group of people finally got their version of civil rights, at least momentarily. The majority was told that they can't pass laws impacting the rights of minorities. That they have to respect the Constitution. Was that so bad? It was kind of